fake-mermaid:

update in australia: prime minister julia gillard visited a school today and someone threw a sandwhich at her

monetizeyourcat:

unimpressedcats:

the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh

i love when cats’ programming glitches out

deanpendragon:

preach

westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

marceddy:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this

mdnartpop:

No.

worldaccordingtofangirls:

i am so jealous of europeans

three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously

three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine

except three hours away 

its-kili:

peterpanandlarry:

kilisbeard:

rolypolydandy:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

on my way to overthrow your country

I’m crying so hard rn omg

I am new levels of not okay

knitmeapony:

bunnyfood:

(via alxbngala:x)

SUCH A GOOD HELPER.

bloggingwallflower:

OMFG

indianchiefkeef:

old people are either super nice or the meanest people on earth there is no in between