daftpnk:

what

chickenpie04698:

God Save the Queen

cantendwithahyphen:

rb-modblog:

french-miaou:

you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money

man you guys are way behind 

crikey 

straya

What is that picture?

Is there a new version of Monopoly out?

I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over your pitiful currency ripping because it’s still just paper.

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How to look good naked:

1) get naked

2) say “damn I look good”

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

bubblejam:

The incredibly intricate and captivating custom animal sculptures by Creatures From El, Ellen June.

vaporotem:

Good morning tumblr

let’s make today a good day